Log 005 ◄► Voice

[roboredom]

[Prepare to have your journals blaring a loud, robotic voice. Robo-Ky is not apologetic for it. And he's trying to have a commanding voice, but that's a little tough when your voice doesn't convey emotion very well. It just ends up loud.]

SO NEW ARRIVALS TO THIS PLACE ARE CALLED NEW FEATHERS. IN THAT CASE, I DECLARE MYSELF OVERLORD OF ALL NEW

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[bullet_dance]

[Fortunately, your jab at Noel goes completely unnoticed. For now.]

Why am I not surprised?

[roboredom]

[Oh, it's YOU.]

YOU ARE ALSO ALLOWED TO KILL YOURSELF, IF YOU WANT.

[bullet_dance]

[Yeah, long time no see, Idiot Who Broke Through Her Window.]

I-I think I'll pass! What makes you think it's a good idea to go around and say something like that!?

[roboredom]

WHEN WOULD IT EVER BE A BAD IDEA?

[bullet_dance]

Always!

[Take that.]

[roboredom]

THEN YOU'RE AS USELESS AS I THOUGHT YOU WERE.

[bullet_dance]

That doesn't even make any sense!

[roboredom]

[It makes perfect sense. It's not his fault that your puny brain can't comprehend it.] ARE YOU GOING TO KILL YOURSELF OR WHAT?

[bullet_dance]

No! A-And you know what else!? I doubt anyone who hears your message will, either!

[roboredom]

[He's ignoring that.] I'LL END YOUR LIFE FOR YOU, IF YOU WANT.

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[bullet_dance]

Huh!?

[bullet_dance]

[...so not only is he an idiot, he's also apparently homicidal.]

...I-I already gave you my answer, didn't I!?

[roboredom]

ALL YOU SAID WAS THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT YOURSELF.

[bullet_dance]

The answer is still 'no'.

[roboredom]

I COULD MAKE IT SLOW. AND PAINFUL.

[bullet_dance]

I-I said no!