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Log 002 ◄► Action

Nov 21, 2010 14:14

[Hello, Luceti. Did you order one (1) robot unicorn to run through the village?

No?

Too bad. Because that's exactly what is going to be running through the town. Or just standing there and staring at random people with pure hate. Or running by and stopping just to stare with immense hatred, just to immediately take off again. Or attempting to run ( Read more... )

at least he can't press x to dash, !event: total recall, @paprika, !action, @tsuzuki asato, he wants to be with you, @noel vermillion, @michael blanc, !ic, @sanji, @kouki wakahisa, robo-ky attack heavy metal edition, @katie mccoy, it's all fun and games, @winry rockbell

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crytearsofjoy November 21 2010, 19:58:19 UTC

[Winry blinks from her seat on a bench as Robo-Ky Unicorn zooms passed. Okay, this has to be one of her weird, vivid pregnancy dreams. There's no other explanation.]

roboredom November 21 2010, 20:05:16 UTC

[Wait. Robo-Ky recognizes that woman he just galloped (like a professional, by the way) past. He's making a U-Turn! That was--!]

WHAT'S-YOUR-FACE! YOU'VE RETURNED FOR MEEEE!

crytearsofjoy November 21 2010, 20:11:41 UTC

[...You know what? Since this is a dream she'll roll with it. Baby gives her enough headaches as it is. With a laugh she says:]

Why of course I have.

roboredom November 21 2010, 20:13:48 UTC

[He kind of hops up onto his hind legs for a moment in excitement. This is glorious.]

I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME. I ONLY HAD TO WAIT!

crytearsofjoy November 21 2010, 20:20:05 UTC

So tell me, why do you want a wife so badly?

roboredom November 21 2010, 20:23:40 UTC

[Good question. Robo-Ky thinks for a moment. Seriously. Thinking.]

TO REPRODUCE.

crytearsofjoy November 21 2010, 20:33:00 UTC

[BUT YOU'RE A ROBO- No, Winry. Just. Accept that your mind conjures crazy things while your hormones are out of whack. So instead of arguing she just looks down at her stomach. Well, there is a baby on the way.... Robo-Ky's lucky day?]

roboredom November 21 2010, 20:45:31 UTC

[Robo-Ky follows her glance. How didn't he notice that.]

I DON'T RECALL DOING THAT.

crytearsofjoy November 21 2010, 20:47:36 UTC

[Winry laughs again. Was that surprise? Maybe this dream wasn't so bad after all.]

Not ready to be a father?

roboredom November 21 2010, 21:02:33 UTC

[He's just confused if he somehow got drunk and did that! D:]

I JUST DON'T HAVE ANY MEMORY OF DOING THIS! DID I ALREADY DEFEAT THAT LING!? [Robo-Ky wonders how good of a fighter Ling was before he defeated him.]

crytearsofjoy November 21 2010, 21:06:22 UTC

[Uh, what should she say? Well, if this is all just in her dreams then-]

Yes, you did defeat the Emperor of Xing.

roboredom November 21 2010, 21:23:34 UTC

[VICTORY!] OF COURSE I DID!

crytearsofjoy November 21 2010, 21:33:08 UTC

[With a wince and a sigh she rests a hand on her stomach. Baby is kicking again.]

roboredom November 22 2010, 12:41:19 UTC

[Robo-Ky barely notices because of his celebration of victory, but he does. Kind of?] WHAT?

crytearsofjoy November 22 2010, 13:42:53 UTC

[Winry waves a dismissive hand. She's gotten used to this by now.]

It's just the baby.

roboredom November 23 2010, 10:06:55 UTC

[He tilts his head.] HOW FAR ALONG IS IT?

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