Un-fuggin'-believable..
I get woken up this morning from some women at Embarq.. She says "Sorry to wake you up, Mr. Wood but your wife is on the other line. This is in regards to a bill she needs to pay." I'm like. "WTF?! My wife.." So, I'm woken up, by someone needing me to help pay my "wife's" phone bill.. So, I took the time to correct this nice woman's mistake. The lady says "Okay, I'll tell her that you're in bed." I go back to bed..and viola.. I get a phone call from Lisa asking me "Why didn't I pick up the phone." Wow, she had the fucking audacity to pretend to be my wife and try to have me pay a bill for her.. I am sick not out of my fucking MIND.. I let her in on a little secret for paying bills.. called "Don't buy shit you can't afford." Stop wasting money on e-bay and you can pay your bills.. Hmmmm.. I think she just needs to go back to new york and leave everyone alone.