Dear Mr Bowie: I don't have any red shoes. What other shoe colours are acceptable for dancing the blues?
Dear Mr Bowie: Why are there no key changes in 'Changes'?
Dear Mr Bowie: Are you ashamed that Mr Jagger had to remind you not to forget the Motor City re: dancing in the street?
Dear Mr Bowie: Just heard Major Tom is a junkie. WTF?! I didn't know!
Dear Mr Bowie: Re - 1.Outside - Whodunnit? More to the point, Whatthehellwasgoin'on?
Dear Mr Bowie: I can solve your Labyrinth, but I'll need 15 hours. Is this OK?
Dear Mr Bowie: You've been breaking glass in your room again. Mum wants to come round later to clean it up, will you be in?
Dear Mr Bowie: How's the dubstep album coming along?
Dear Mr Bowie: Did anyone bring you the Disco King in the end? How did that turn out?
Dear Mr Bowie: Observed 'pun' in name of 'Aladdin Sane'. Deliberate?
Dear Mr Bowie: Re - 1.Outside. Really looking forward to 2! Can I have a listen?
Dear Mr Bowie: Who was sent out for Bratwurst in Berlin? You, Iggy or Lou?
Dear Mr Bowie: Have you spoken to British Intelligence re: Secret Life of Arabia? Sure you might have some useful info. Get in touch!