dog and/or pony show
Inner Jason is, of course, insisting that he's bigger, 'cos, bloke.
But probably not by a hell of a lot.
(Standing dog weighs circa 175, according to the yes-actual-size handler behind him. Soooo... yeeah, new Werewolf Reference Pic, there. They're wolfhounds who were doing a demo at an Irish-fest, which BTW Inner Trevor spent most of quietly swearing a blue streak about for reasons known only to Muse just like he did the last time I went; I'm not sure whether his issue is with culturally-appropriative 'celtic' souvenirs or bodhrans, though one can see a case for either.)