i've got it. we could kill butters and then float the cows on a river of blood.

May 15, 2005 00:25

my phone is broken. i can't call people. so call me. and i can't figure out how to used rich text or whatever. so if you really plan on reading this. then read it like this (oh ho, so you need me and my mission impossible breaking and entering playset) Time started 12:26
~You Stuff~
001. What is your name? Robert Marc Joseph Accardi
002. Spell your name backwards. Idracca Hpesoj Cram Trebor
003. Date of birth: 6/24/1987
004. Male or female? Male
005. Astrological sign: Cancer
006. Nicknames: Rob, Robbie
007. Occupation: Student
008. Height: 5'8
009. Weight: 160
010. Hair color: Dark Brown
011. Eye color: Dark Brown
012. Where were you born? Queens
013. Where do you reside now? Nesconset
014. Age: 17

015. Screen names: iratsforcandy
016. E-mail addy: accardi@hotmail.com
017. What does your screen name stand for? Blood Brothers song
018. What is your blogname? robisemo
019. What does your LJ name stand for? I listen to pop-punk
020. Pets: 2 Dogs & a cat
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? 17?
022. Piercings? none
023. Tattoo's? soon
024. Shoe size: 10 1/2
025. Righty or lefty? left handed people are special
026. Wearing: pajama pants, white shirt

027. Hearing: the cooling fan on my computer

028. Feeling: tired
029. Eating/drinking: nothing

~Guys/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? yeh
062. How many people have you said i love you to? not many
063. How many people have you been in love with? not many
064. How many people have you kissed? i don't know
065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? no
066. How many people have you dated? around 10
067. What do you look for in a guy/girl? a lot
068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? personality
069. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for? i don't know
073. Do you have a crush right now? yeh
074. If so who is it? lau
075. Do you believe in love at first sight? no
076. Do you remember your first love? no
077. Who is the first person you kissed? ashley esposito
078. Do you believe in fate? i don't know
079. Do you believe in soul mates? yeh
080. if so do you believe you'll ever find yours? maybe

~Family Stuff~
104. How many siblings do you have? 2
105. What are your parents names? robert & maryann
106. What are your siblings names? nicolas, aleah
107. How many siblings does your mother have? 2
108. How many siblings does your father have? 3
109. Where are your parents from? brooklyn
110. Is your family close? yeh
111. Does your family get together for holidays? yea
112. Do you have a drunk uncle? no
113. Any medical problems run through your family? no
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? no
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? no
116. Are your parents divorced? no
117. Do you have step parents? no
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? no
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? most of my ancestors

~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? i don't know
122. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? good charlotte
123. What's the best cd you own? Nothing Gold Can Stay
124. What song do you absolutely hate? uhhh
125. Do you sing in the shower? yeh & out of the shower.. pretty much constantly
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? pretty much anything from nfg, falloutboy, or blink

~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!~
127. Pink: uhh
128. Aerosmith: i don't wanna miss a thing
129. Madonna: like a virgin
130. Korn:: freak on a leash
131. Backstreet Boys: quit playing games
132. The Beatles: i wanna hold your hand
133. Sublime: lovin is what i got
134. J.Lo: uhhh
135. Nsync: uhhhh
136. Limp Bizkit: you wear a mask called counterfeit
137. Britney Spears: your toxic...
138. Creed: can you take me higher?
139. Enrique Iglesias: uhhh
140. Good Charlotte: it gets better than you know
141. Christina Aguilera: gonna get dirrty
142. Eminem: put your hands down bitch i aint gonna shoot you
144. Kelly Clarkston: since you've been gone
145. Kelly Osbourne: uhhh
146. Mandy Moore: uhhh
147. Eve: uhhh
148. Aaliyah: uhhhh
149. Nelly: take off all your clothes
150. Alicia Keys: uhhh
151. Incubus: i've had enough of the worst

~Favorites~
152. Color: blue
153. Food: pizza
154. Song: 2's & 3's

155. Show: south park
156. School subject: pig

157. Band/singer: new found glory
158. Animal: penguin
159. Outfit: tshirt & some denim
160. Radio station: no radio
161. Movie: goodfellas
162. Pair of shoes: i have one pair of circas
163. Cartoon: southpark
164. Actor: adam sandler
165. Actress: kirsten dunst
166. Chip: tortillas
167. Drink: aqua
169. Holiday: christmas
170. Perfume/cologne: uhhh
171. Pizza topping: pepporoni
172. Jello flavor: i don't know
173. Lunch meat: turkey
174. Card Game: poker
175. Video game: halo2, no mercy
176. Website: nothinggoldcanstay
177. Book: i don't know
178. Computer game: half life (all of them)
179. Number: 3
180. Cereal: frosted flakes
181. Comedian: dane cook
182. Dessert: vanilla ice cream
183. Disney character: i don't know
184. Clothing store: i don't know
185. Past time: i don't know
186. Teacher: mr cone
187. Childhood toy: i don't know
188. Carnival game/ride: i don't know
189. Candy bar: cookies and cream
190. Magazine: i don't know
191. Salad dressing: i hate salad
192. Thing to do on the weekend: anything that's fun
193. Hot drink: tea
194. Season: summer
195. Sport to watch: hockey
196. Person to talk to online: lau

~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
197. What color are your sheets? all different colors
198. What color are your bedroom walls? white w/ posters & writing all over them
199. Do you have posters on your wall? ^^^
200. If so of what? spongebob, blink182, veggietales, anterrabae, senses fail, new york rangers, bmx, football, baseball,
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? yes
202. How many pillows are on your bed? 2
203. What do you normally sleep in? t shirt and pajama pants
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: ^^^
205. What size bed do you have? i don't know
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? no
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? no
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: i don't know
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no
211. How many people can comfortably sleep comfortably in your bed: 2
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? on my side?
242. Cd's/tapes: cd's
243. Dvd's/vhs: dvd
244. Old/new: new
245. Shorts/skirts: shorts
246. Pink/red: red
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: colored
248. Meat/vegetables: meat
249. Mexican food/chinese food: chinese
250. Commercials/infomercials: commercials
251. Scary movies/comedies: comedies
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: uhh
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: uhh
254. Dogs/cats: dogs
255. Unicorns/fairies: uhhh
256. Water/land: land
257. Sugar/spice: sugar
258. Black/white: black
259. ribbons/bows: uhh
260. Chicken/beef: beef
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: colored
262. Cars/trucks: cars
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: james
264. Popcorn/pretzels: pretzels
265. Hip/hop: uhh
266. Passionate kiss/peck: passionate
267. WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: real
268. Back rub/foot massage: back rub
269. Picture frames/photo albums: album
270. Pens/pencils: pens

~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
271. Eminem: best rapper ever
272. Virgins: uhh
273. God: awesome
274. The Osbournes: uhh
275. Reality TV: some of it is cool
276. J.Lo: slut
277. Religion: uhh
278. Emo music: good
279. Valentine's Day: it's awesome when you have someone to spend it with
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: she's a slut
281. Homosexuals: i don't care
282. Abortion: don't do it
283. Inter-racial relationships: blacks on blondes?
284. Murder: no good
285. Death: no good
286. Obesity: who cares?
287. Pre-marital sex: up to you
288. Terrorism: fuck that
289. Pornography: i love it
290. Fortune Tellers: they don't know shit
291. Threesomes: sounds fun
292. rostitution: as in prostitution? fuck dumb sluts.
293. Politics: not sure
294. Country music: horrible
295. George W. Bush: i don't care
296. Cloning: no
297. Britney's boobs: she sucks
298. Gas prices in America: i hate it

~Name Game~
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
299. Jack: on vhs
300. Tiffany: breakfast
301. Ben: jamin Franklin
302. Maria: hahah steve & maria
303. Jennifer: jew
304. Nicole: my old manager
305. Amy: i work with an amy
306. Adam: a man down
307. Richard: ricky o'connor
308. Justin: faggot
309. Arnold: i'll be back
310. Tom: and jerry
311. Melissa: i don't know a melissa
312. Charlotte: good
313. Harold: and kumar
314. John: reinesch
315. Joel: madden
316. Vanessa: batista
317. Michelle: cake
318. Kevin: obrien
319. Brent: wood
320. Jake: kalate
321. Billy: bohner
322. Sarah: michelle geller
323. Natalie: portman
324. Christie: schenker
325. Nick: my brother
326. Linda: i don't know
327. Taylor: my neigbor
328. Jordan: mother fucking pundik
329. Jamie: a girl i used to work with
330. Adrian: rocky

~Have You Ever....~
331. Mooned anyone? yes
332. Been on a diet? no
333. Been to a foreign country? canada?
334. Broken a bone? yes
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? no
336. Swear at a teacher? yeah
337. Talked to an LJ member via e-mails or instant messages? nobody i don't know
338. Got in a fight? yes
339. Dated a teacher? no
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? no
341. Thought about killing your enemy? no
342. Gone skinny dipping? no
343. Met another LJ member in the flesh? no
344. Told a little white lie? yeah
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? probly
346. Stolen anything? yea
347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? no
348. Been on TV? yeh
349. Been on the radio? no
350. Been in a mosh pit? yeh
351. Been to a concert? yeh
352. Dated one of your best friends? lau <333
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? yeh
354. Deceived somebody close to you? no
355. Broken the law? yeh
356. Been to a rodeo? no
357. Been on a talk show? sort of
358. Been on a game show? no
359. Been on an airplane? yeh
360. Got to ride on a firetruck? no
361. Came close to dying? no
362. Cheated on a bf/gf? no
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? yeah
364. Terrorized a babysitter? no
365. Made a mud pie? no
366. Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff? no
367. Snuck out of the house at night? no
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? no
369. Had an eating disorder? no
370. Felt like you didn't belong? yeh
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? yeh
372. Smoked? yeh
373. Done drugs? yeh
374. Been arrested? no
375. Had your tonsils removed? ni
376. Gone to camp? yeh
377. Won a bet? probly
378. Written a love letter? yeh
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? yeh
380. Written a love poem? no
381. Kissed in the rain? no
382. Slow danced with someone you love? no
383. Participated in cyber sex? no
384. Faked an orgasm? no
385. Stolen a kiss? ?
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? yeh
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? no
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? no
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? no
390. Done jail time? no
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? no
392. Won a trophy? yeh
393. Thrown up in public? no
394. Bowled a perfect game? no
395. Failed/got held back? yeh
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? no
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? no
398. Taken ballet lessons? no
399. Attempted suicide? no
400. Cut yourself? no

~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies? no
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? no
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? no
404. Did you play Simon? yeh
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? no
406. Did you wet the bed? yeh
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? no
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? no.
409. Were you shy? no
410. Were you spoiled? yeh
411. Were you abused? no
412. Did you go to the circus? yeh
413. Did you go to the zoo? yeh
414. Were you in a car accident? yeh
415. Did you build snowmen? yeh
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? yeh
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? yeh
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? yeh
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? no
420. Were you afraid of the dark? still am
421. Did you have slumber parties? yes
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? no
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? no
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? yeh

~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? yeh
426. Name three things that are next to your computer: deodarant, headphones, shot glass
427. Do you have any hidden talents? maybe
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? no
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? comedy
430. What would your movie star name be? i don't know
431. Do you play any sports? hockey
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? i don't know
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? amityville horror
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? barber shop
435. Do you drive? yeh
436. What is your dream car? i don't know
437. Do you think your good looking? i'm not ugly
438. Do others think you are good looking? i think so
439. Would you ever sky dive? i'd probly decide to and then pussy out half way in
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? no
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? 9
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? no
443. Do you believe in God? yes
444. Do you believe in Satan? yes
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? yes
446. Do you believe there is a hell? yes
447. Do you own a pooltable? no
448. Do you have a pool? no
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? yes
450. Do you like chocolate? yes
451. Who/what was on your 2003 calendar? i don't know
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? like 7
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? no
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? i don't know
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? no
456. What is your weakness? i don't know
457. Name something you can't get enough of: new found glory
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: i don't know
459. How many kids do you want to have? 3
460. Future daughters names: i don't know
461. Future sons names: i don't know
462. What is your ideal way to die? sleeping
463. How do you release stress? new found glory
464. Do you consider yourself a trendy person? i hope not
465. Are you an artisitic person? yes
466. Are you a realistic person? yes
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? no
468. Are you a strong person? if i have to be
469. Are you a strong willed person? yes
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? i don't know
471. Who is the last person to IM you? dan
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? yes
473. Are you a deep sleeper? yeh
474. Are you a good story teller? if it's a good story
475. What do you believe is your best quality? my retarted sense of humor
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? i don't know
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? i don't know
478. Do you do yoga? no
479. Do you have your own credit card? no
480. Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money? move to california
481. Do you have a check book? no
482. Do you like your drivers licence? yes
483. Do you tan easily? no
484. What color is your hair naturally? dark brown
485. how many fillings do you have? none
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? none
487. Worst feeling in the world? i don't know
488. Best feeling in the world? lying on my bed with this girl lau <33
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? lol
490. Last thing you downloaded? incubus
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? no
492. What do you think people think of you? i don't know
493. Are you a likeable person? yeh
494. Do you need therapy? no
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? no
496. What the best way to be proposed to? i would be doing the proposing
497. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP? lol
499. When are you moving? after college
500. What's your favorite phrase? i don't know
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