The Boss
When I say "The Boss" I'm not talking about Bruce Springsteen. He's cool too though, but I don't think he genuinely cares about dogs. Then again, what do I know about him except that he danced with Courtney Cox in one of his videos? So yeah. My boss is giving me mixed signals. Like, sometimes he pulls me into the bathroom to have sex in one of the stalls when nobody is around and then he acts like nothing happened. We all know that people only have sex when they're in love, so I know he loves me, but then his wife comes in and he sends me off on some errand. I mean, I just want to tell her that he's with me now so it would be kind of her to pack her bags and find a new place to live, but he always diverts me somehow. It's getting annoying.
In other news, the doggies are the tea in my cup, the cereal in my bowl, the garbage bag in my can. I love them. Sometimes I forget that I didn't give birth to them myself, because our connection is really THAT STRONG. Sometimes I feel like I love them so much that I just want to pinch their heads off.
In other news, the doggies are the tea in my cup, the cereal in my bowl, the garbage bag in my can. I love them. Sometimes I forget that I didn't give birth to them myself, because our connection is really THAT STRONG. Sometimes I feel like I love them so much that I just want to pinch their heads off.