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I am soooooooo FREAKED out right now. Like, I just went to that coffee shop....you know, what's it called? The one that gives the white cups with the circular green logo? Celestialbucks or something? Anyway, they have this new drink called Chantico. The name just sounds so exotic and boy, I loves me some chocolate, so I ordered one. It came in a small brown cup and was oh so rich! The chocolate flowed through my body like a dream. It was like little chocolate soldiers were dancing in my mouth and teasing me, each gulp leaving me wanting more! I felt like a human-sized chocolate truffle that some lucky bastard could take a bite of and I was jealous of whoever that lucky bastard might be! Suddenly an overwhelming sadness came over me, for all that remained was a sad, empty, little brown cup. NOOOOOO! Where had my lifeblood gone????? I popped off the lid and saw brown gooey goodness clinging to the edges so I took three fingers and started scraping it off. I liked and sucked my sticky fingers until I was content. I know they say chocolate isn't good for dogs, but I know Peaches would like one so I ordered one to go. I walked home thinking that next time I would order a 20oz size. I also thought that the only thing that would make it better would be some whipped cream so I thought I'd e-mail Celestialbucks when I got home. I logged in and there was a cryptic e-mail waiting for me. The subject line simply said, "SEVEN DAYS" and the e-mail itself was just the nutritional information of the Chantico chocolate drink. What kind of voodoo are these Celestialbucks people playing?! I ran and snatched the Chantico from Peaches. Most of it got on the floor luckily. Sometimes I forget that dogs can't drink from coffee cups. I am just hoping we survive the night. Damn you Celestialbucks! Damn you and your caffienated voodoo poison!