Spoodle-di-doo!
Well, Nipsy and Foxtrot are going to have to get used to having a canine companion. Because I'm getting a spoodle!! My brother-in-law Wilson breeds them (if you're wondering, a "spoodle" is half poodle, half cocker spaniel) and he's going to give me the runt of his bitch's latest litter. I can't wait! I'm going to name the dog Peaches. Isn't that cute? Wilson and Shelly are going to bring the spoodle over on Sunday, so I'll have plenty of time to stock up on dog supplies. If I got Peaches tonight, all she'd have to play with would be rubber snakes, and she'd have to eat cat food!