Voicemail

[robinonadderall]

Hey this is Stiles. I'm not here right now, obviously. I'm probably off, I don't know, playing video games, at lacrosse practice or maybe I'm in class totally paying attention and dutifully taking notes. But most likely I'm running for my life in the woods, screaming for someone to help me

Comments

[justlurkinghere]

You're afraid of me. That's the best you had.

The text didnt mean he wasn't still pissed at you, Stiles. Just that he had no one else to bitch to about this.

[robinonadderall]

Ugh.

don't know what ur talking about and i dont care. go away.

Okay, he was curious what this was all about but bitchery outranked curiosity in this case.

[justlurkinghere]

Already forgot getting me arrested for murder?

Stiles, he is disappointed. And doesn't realize how many more times this will happen to him for being such a creeper.

[robinonadderall]

Oh right. Well. Stiles refused to feel guilty about that, it was Derek's fault for being uncommunicative.

dude there was a dead body buried on ur property. what innocent person does that instead of calling the cops?

Which was quickly followed by another text.

srsly stop talking to me ~~we have nothing to say to each other~~ remember

[bitten_notshy]

Stiles, it's Jack. Can you come to Devil's Nest? Derek got himself shot and is being an idiot and staying in Beacon Hills, so --- just come by and see me, all right?

[justlurkinghere]

keep jack on island

This text is brought to you by Derek's issues. And only being able to use one hand. Aww, and he smeared blood on his phone! Gross!

[robinonadderall]

yeah i got this, he'll stay here. don't puke in my jeep

Even if it wasn't technically his. He was protective over his baby in all forms. It's bad enough it was gonna get alpha'd and kanima'd.

[justlurkinghere]

I hSte you

That was followed shortly by: gate and then ducking autocorrect

He really couldn't win.

[robinonadderall]

i'm sorry derek what was that?

This was mean but he couldn't resist.

[bitten_notshy]

derek climbed out a window to get to the club. is fine, will send him home with burgers in a bit. p.s., KEEP WATCHING HIM.

[dollpocalypse]

How did Topher have Stiles' number? Who knew?

Did it maybe involve him being a flailier, drunker version of Danny? Yes. That was the answer.

HI doyou want a feather boa answer fast before theyre gone

There was even a picture attached!