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um so like i was walking down the street and this dude was like "where are you from?" soooooo i said "va beach" and he was like "no way!" and i was like "yah" and then all these people popped oiut of the bushes with cameras and a news helicopter flew over and he told me that i won a hundred dollars and that i could have his dog. but i said i didnt want his dog because i already have a dog and he doesnt like other dogs. especially when they sniff his buutt.and this dude was like "well you have to take the dog, because its part of the prize. if you dont want the dog then you dont get the 100 dollars" and i was all like "okay, ill take the dog" so i took the dog and my money home and i was all like "sweeeeet i just won some money."