Poop on a Stick!!!
Okay, so i'm sitting out here in the screened in back porch, letting the buckethead fly about, when the 'rents leave for church and possibly beach goings.
all and all, a nice afternoon.
when SUDDENLY a wild thought appears: pr0n!
i have the whole house to myself and there could be pr0n delivered to me through my internets. And it has been some long while since i've partaken.
...
Aaaaand that's when i realized my grandfather is staying in this very house, right now.
Fastest blue balls ever.
So now i'm STILL sitting outside on the porch, with the bird, and lamenting my not-at-all tight pants.
*sigh* oh, ridiculous white people problems, how you hurt me so...
all and all, a nice afternoon.
when SUDDENLY a wild thought appears: pr0n!
i have the whole house to myself and there could be pr0n delivered to me through my internets. And it has been some long while since i've partaken.
...
Aaaaand that's when i realized my grandfather is staying in this very house, right now.
Fastest blue balls ever.
So now i'm STILL sitting outside on the porch, with the bird, and lamenting my not-at-all tight pants.
*sigh* oh, ridiculous white people problems, how you hurt me so...