-the hell?

Oct 03, 2011 23:39

as i'm typing this, i am watching the newest Transformers movie.  While not as bad as the second one, it still sucks.
As far as a "comic book movie", nothing can ever be bad as a SpiderManThree.
but this new Transformers is a SpiderMan 1/2.
I do NOT recommend this film.  At all.

It's nice to see Wash (Serenity) again.
And I SWEAR that is Leonard Nemoy.  *checks IMDB*  Ha!  It is!

Okay, only twenty mins 'til it's over.  I keep waiting for the "big battle" to make the movie One: end, and Two: not suck.  so far, no luck.

As far a guerrilla warfare goes, i do like the Sargent Sexahpant's Ops Team.  they do good work.

Despite this moive, i still love Shia LeBouff (as an actor).  However, in this, he spends the whole damn movie screaming.  Srsly, boy's got some lungs.

Optimus Prime spends the whole movie with shitty dialog.  Okay, they ALL have shitty dialog.  But when he's not waxing poetic or stating useless bravado, he spends the whole movie grunting.  Is that voice acting?  Or a bad porno track?

In the first movie, the girl, wahtever he name was, at least DID something.  This new girl, stands, looks pretty.  Aaaand that's about all.

What kind of sick fuck am i that i giggled when OPrime had his arm chopped off by Spock?

I'm sorry, i know that my intergalactic physics is a bit lacking... but blowing up an unstable black hole that contains an entire planet, while hovering over the Earth... Yeah, i'm thinkin' that there'll be consequences for that one.  You know, like the Earth getting squished.

OMGoodness!  OPrime is still STILL talking.  Spock shoulda removed his jaw.
I mean, look how much i love BumbleBee for NOT talking.

Gah!  The movie ended with OPrime talking.  "We will go on" kinda crap.  That's not how you end an action flick.
Arg!  This movie REALLY sucked.
I'm going to bed!  >.

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