Consumer Whore
Items on Craigslist I have had an impulse to buy while reading everything in the for-sale column today:
Remember how my motto used to be "I hate stuff"? Where did that good sense go?
- A 1962 Chevy Impala with rust damage and an absurdly high asking price.
- A Little Tikes Cozy Coupe Police Car. It has a little plastic police scanner that makes noise!!!
- A goat named Snickerdoodle.
- A laminating machine.
- A full size practice tree! Practice for what? Bracket racing, of course! What is bracket racing? I think it is drag racing for huge nerds! But I'm not really sure! I still want this $750 dollar piece of equipment.
- A "Pink Kitty Play Tent." As a gift for Collin, of course! [Which now that I think about it sounds kind of dirty in the worst possible way. So forget that.]
- Scuba tanks and accessories.
- An antique school desk with attached seat.
- Heart-shaped wine stopper wedding favors. [Sidebar: Can you imagine meeting that person for the pickup? "Yeah, so... I guess you were planning a wedding that never happened. Was it a breakup or an untimely death? ANYWAY, will you take $75 cash?]
- ETA: Brass Unicorn Phone!
Remember how my motto used to be "I hate stuff"? Where did that good sense go?