Real-Life Neologism Of the Day
Orthopod
n.
(ORTH-oh-pod)
The medical specialist the hardware store clerk (in the movie, would be played by Seymour Cassel) who is finding your vacuum cleaner bags has been unable to get an appointment with until three weeks from now, thus explaining why his GP is helping him to cope with his knee injury by looping him to the gills on codeine.