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dearest carter,
as your mama, be assured that i'm going to bitchslap those lab people into next week. i can't believe that after i asked them if they were SURE that they only needed one test, and did they need to call -- that they screwed the pooch. there is no way in hell i'm going to let them take blood for a THIRD time after two separate labs have fubared the deal. seriously, son...there are worse things than being short.
let's outline a few of them: it is easy to get into small spaces (iffin you need to hid from, say, the mob...or your older brother), you won't hit your head on doorjams or low hanging lamps, the ground isn't too far away should you fall, and, being as good looking as you are...the short will just add to the cute factor.
i love you, babe
~mommywankenobie
as your mama, be assured that i'm going to bitchslap those lab people into next week. i can't believe that after i asked them if they were SURE that they only needed one test, and did they need to call -- that they screwed the pooch. there is no way in hell i'm going to let them take blood for a THIRD time after two separate labs have fubared the deal. seriously, son...there are worse things than being short.
let's outline a few of them: it is easy to get into small spaces (iffin you need to hid from, say, the mob...or your older brother), you won't hit your head on doorjams or low hanging lamps, the ground isn't too far away should you fall, and, being as good looking as you are...the short will just add to the cute factor.
i love you, babe
~mommywankenobie