bark!
just one pair of clean pants, no money, an half a tank of gas left in that car. lets see.....what to do, what to do? take off the pants rip them in half, and make a bandanna with one side of the pants an stick the other in the gastank. light it on fire an start dancing around it. Then run from the cops in ur boxers an a new bandanna while screamin at the top of ur longs how the devil made u do it, and it wasn't ur fault. An when they catch u, and most likely they will, just find a poll in the ceil that they put u in and rap the bandanna around it, and wah la! you have a home made lasso. go knock yourself out kid ;) That's just one of the ways to have fun with one pair of clean pants an half a tank of gas, but dont take my word for it. go an try it!