WHAT A NIGHT!

[robertfrost]

What a night... Went riding around with no purpose with a bunch of my friends in a SHITTY car called a Shadow, I have never seen one of these cars ever. But what a night we decided to FUCK with shit cause its fun and all.. So we went to a Dairy Queen and moved the thing that driggers the drive threw, and we sat across the street and watched people try to order but they didnt know that they were there (which is funny Laugh its ok!) and chatted with some SWEET bums. Then got bored again, went to safeway, bought some eggs! Went eggin on powell in this parking lot and pegged some cars.. then went and drove threw the parking lot of a blockbuster and threw it at a window where a guy was standing... and he freaked out... then and it gets alittle sketchy from there but uhh we went to creston hit a motorcyclist and a car on powell and on our getaway the door of my friends car broke the side of the passenger in the front. So we pulled over and tried to fix it, and my friend thought it was the child lock on so trying to prove a point he put it on his door in the back and in the process broke that door too... so now we are driving around in a car with 2 doors that dont shut.. so we switched cars and got in a nice cozy Caprice, went back on powell hit a few more cars, went back to reload some eggs cause we needed some new ones, got and alvocato (which we called a Guacomole cause its funnier) and we lost one friend cause he didnt want to go where we were going.. and on the way we tipped over a porto potty, and uhhh my friend threw and egg out the window and hit a Limo driving by, and we like spent an half an hour driving around some neighborhood I have never been in before cause we thought the Limo was following us.. but it wasnt. Then we found a spot by this highway and we NAILED a car like 6 times with eggs and alvocatos!! and now I am back home!

AWESOME huh!! I thought sooo!! well thats what I do on my saturday nights! Seats are open...Any Takers?! And dont report us we are kind of wanted by the cops in three districts! (well not really but...still...we apologize if we hit you!...well...maybe you deserved it!!but seriously every time we chuck eggs... its compeletly random!!!)