Dec 01, 2005 21:56
i must be the only person from the class of 2005 who has kept in touch with no one and could care less about it. and you know why? because i'm sick of hearing about BULLSHIT.
i don't care how fucking drunk you get or how much you smoke. am i impressed? NO
i don't care about how much you've "changed" and how you're SO different now. if you changed you wouldn't fucking have to TELL everyone that, would you?
i don't care about the material fucking possessions you've acquired since graduation. how about brain cells, anyone got any of those?
i don't care about how many significant others you've gone through or how many people you've fucked. if i did, i'd ask for a goddamn memo.
i don't care that you're in college and i'm not. what's your major, debt? oh wait, my major is NOT GIVING A FUCK.
i am going to be 20. when i talk to people, i'd like them to acknowledge that fact before going off on some random tangent about keg stands and boobs. because i don't give a fuck. i have a real life and none of this shit interests me. end of story.