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Hmmm...some MOOK is takin me to court on a VICE RAP. Apparently I "Introduced Jodie Foster to 'some MEN'" when she was only 12 years old. (You know..that TAXI DRIVER thing I did.) I don't remember that. I mean, I introduce a lot o people to a lot o people. I can't remember ALL of em. Maybe I did introduce Jodi to some men. I introduced her to Chuck Low, and Roman Polanski, but I'm not worried about Polanski. I mean, I heard he was a fruit, so he wouldn't do anything, right? I dunno.
Anyway, my lawyer says I can stay out of jail if I spread $10 000 around. I think I'll break the gold star off this AFI Lifetime Achievement Award Trophy thing, melt it down, and see if I can sell it so somebody. Whadaya think? Ya think this thing will come off?
(That reminds me, I really need to talk to Martie about his eyebrows. He's either gotta have em TRIMMED or start PARTING them on the other SIDE!)
Anyway, my lawyer says I can stay out of jail if I spread $10 000 around. I think I'll break the gold star off this AFI Lifetime Achievement Award Trophy thing, melt it down, and see if I can sell it so somebody. Whadaya think? Ya think this thing will come off?
(That reminds me, I really need to talk to Martie about his eyebrows. He's either gotta have em TRIMMED or start PARTING them on the other SIDE!)