My roommate literally made me post this
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Robert!
- There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Robert and water!
- Robert will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C.
- Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Robert!
- In 1982 Time Magazine named Robert its 'Man of the Year'!
- Robert is only six percent water.
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Robert.
- Robert will often glow under UV light.
- Robert is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
- Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Robert is near.
- It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Robert.