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[robert_brown]

Killrobertbrown: i'll never stop to gawk at car accidents, but for some reason when there is a disney channel original movie, so terrible that it must have been shot on location in the most unholy regions of hell, my body freezes and i'm forced to watch until the credits roll

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[in_awhile]

Kill RobertBrown (9:32:58 PM): If i decide to become a pirate i'll visit europe
Kill RobertBrown (9:33:31 PM): i'll have to eat fish though, so i'm still debating that life choice
fouettelebien (9:33:45 PM): Hahahaha
Kill RobertBrown (9:34:12 PM): i'd be a captain of a small wooden sail boat and i'd work my way up
fouettelebien (9:34:27 PM): Could I be the resident wind worker?
fouettelebien (9:34:31 PM): Because I'm magic.
Kill RobertBrown (9:34:32 PM): well at start up i might have just a canoe and some oars
Kill RobertBrown (9:35:07 PM): i don't trust you aboard my ship
fouettelebien (9:35:13 PM): :(
Kill RobertBrown (9:35:46 PM): you'd push me off the plank(pending expenses)
fouettelebien (9:36:15 PM): :D
Kill RobertBrown (9:36:31 PM): if you decorate the sail i'd let you on
fouettelebien (9:37:05 PM): :D
fouettelebien (9:37:07 PM): PEGASI
Kill RobertBrown (9:37:49 PM): and you'd have to say, "the sea is a harsh mistress" quite often
fouettelebien (9:38:31 PM): Pssssh. Not for a wind worker.
fouettelebien (9:38:40 PM): I'll say "The captain is a harsh mistress."
fouettelebien (9:38:43 PM): Because you are.
Kill RobertBrown (9:38:47 PM): bahaha
Kill RobertBrown (9:38:55 PM): aye
Kill RobertBrown (9:39:43 PM): and no beards allowed
Kill RobertBrown (9:39:46 PM): got it?
fouettelebien (9:39:47 PM): Damn.
Kill RobertBrown (9:40:17 PM): sideburns are alright, as crazy as you can grow 'em
Kill RobertBrown (9:41:04 PM): i really think that's what i'll do with my life
fouettelebien (9:41:16 PM): NO. You have to be my archer.
Kill RobertBrown (9:41:19 PM): after i get a vespa, i'll save for my ship
Kill RobertBrown (9:41:27 PM): well i will
Kill RobertBrown (9:41:32 PM): we'll take turns
Kill RobertBrown (9:41:48 PM): i'll be your archer for a year and then you'll be my wind conjurer
Kill RobertBrown (9:41:56 PM): OR!!
Kill RobertBrown (9:42:21 PM): you can buy the castle on an island, and when we want to visit other lands i get to be the captain of the ship
fouettelebien (9:42:30 PM): WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA.
Kill RobertBrown (9:43:10 PM): that's after i crash modern civilization
Kill RobertBrown (9:43:35 PM): wait...win the lottery get the island, then destroy mankind
fouettelebien (9:43:47 PM): Aye, captain.
fouettelebien (9:43:53 PM): Aye, cap'n*
Kill RobertBrown (9:44:08 PM): woah.
Kill RobertBrown (9:44:30 PM): if i had an eye patch, i'd be a bad ass pirate and a bad ass archer

[robert_brown]

Even i'm surprised at how happy this comment has made me.