A question for you film industry types

[robearal]

If a guy is doing a nude scene and is supposed to be unaroused, but, for whatever reason, the actor has a boner, is there an UN-fluffer on the set?

Comments

[albadger]

Oh, I'd imagine they "take care of the problem" the way dog owners do before dog shows.

Oh, great, I really want that image in my head all day. Thank you soooo much...

[snousle]

the way dog owners do before dog shows...

You have GOT to be kidding me.

[Long rant about dog show people and fantasies about having them all locked up omitted to preserve decorum.]

[albadger]

Dude, all I know about dog shows I learned from Triumph!

[fuzzbearmark]

I can think of some fun ways to UN-fluff... Can I volunteer for the job?

[bitterlawngnome]

Depends on the model, usually you can do it by just behaving very professionally, which takes all the juice out of any situation. For really hard cases (ahem) I tell them to count prime numbers.

[kumakumasan]

How do you think Bea Arthur pays the rent?

[robearal]

God'll getcha for that, Waltah.

[furr_a_bruin]

A different kind of de-boning....