Well, there's one movie I'd bet both Joss Ackland and Miriam Margolyes wished had disappeared forever. I just finished watching
The Apple. Holy Cow. Never mind that the plot lacks continuity (like, when did Mr. Boogalow take over the government?). Never mind that it's a bad pastiche of Jesus Christ, Superstar and The Rocky Horror Picture Show with the Faust legend thrown in for good measure. Just sit back and cackle at the costumes and the dance numbers.
Oh yeah, fast forward through the "Speed" number. There are about 10 words in the lyrics, and the song is grating on the ears.