The Land of the Lost

[robbins]

I think I've had my suckiest experience in college so far. The other night, me and Dom were takin his truck to a drinking session with some of our fraternity brothers. We need gas so we pull over at the station right across from campus. Dom is filling up and he asks me to check his oil. I pop the hood and realize I need something to wipe the dipstick off with. I pull out my wallet and fild an old recept, placing my wallet on the post at the gas station. His oil is fine so we take off and head over to the party. After a few beers, I noticed I dont have my wallet so I dismiss the idea and just hope its in Doms truck. When I wake up in the morning to meet Dom for breakfast, no wallet in sight. I call him and we meet at his truck. No wallet. Call mom and have her cancel all the credit cards and shit. Lost a good amount of goft cards but I can deal. Its really fucking weird knowing that someone has my ID and all my info in their pocket with my own goddam wallet. I hope one day I meet that son of a bitch trying to use it... What a shitty way to lose so much. And I really miss the wallet itself.

-Sad Chad