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So I was taking a piss after communications today, and it was a row of urinals, at the end of the row was an old guy, think somebody like Lou Pearlman, and I was pissing, and he grunted really loud. Instinct, I look over, and apparently he's beating his meat and said something to the effect of "I need some help" or "Help me" "Do you want to help?" something like that, I ran as fucking fast as I could to my car.