I'm back
So, i got the internet back today. Well yesterday but who's counting? In the week or so since I was last here I haven't really done much to be honest, though a few incidents stick in the brain...
1) Nearly got a £1000 fine from the shopping centre for allegedly leaving a "fire hazard" out the back of our fire escape. There was a piece of cardboard propped against the wall. Jerk-offs...
2) Possibly messed things up with a hot blondie from work. Really really REALLY need to work out when girls want you to ask them out. Think I missed the window...
3) Flirted far too outrageously with a hottie who just turned 16. I am a dirty old man...
4) Had an argument with my boss (never a clever thing) about staffing levels and how he wasn't pulling his weight. I expect to be working late nights for the next year...
5) Girl at work came back from Cavos with a great tan. I accused her of bathing in gravy she got pissed. Made up for it by checking her tan lines- there were none :)
6) Opened the door to the NTL guy pretty much stark bollock naked- a gust of wind and i would have flashed him. Thankfully it was a calm day.
7) Sent about 20 texts to friends from uni inviting them to a housewarming party. Got 3 replies. Tatooed "loser" on my forehead...
8) Tried for three days to get the name "laura" off my arm (was in permanent ink). suceeded this morning only for her to write it on again (in permanent ink).
9) Watched England crash out of Euro 2004. Decided (rightly) that I should have called Sven and told him I was available to play on the left.
10)Put the "fun" into "funk." OK, thats a lie, but i wanted this list to be 10 things long.
And thats pretty much it for now. Think we're meant to be going out hunting for a new local over the weekend so may post about it. Probably about it being shit.
1) Nearly got a £1000 fine from the shopping centre for allegedly leaving a "fire hazard" out the back of our fire escape. There was a piece of cardboard propped against the wall. Jerk-offs...
2) Possibly messed things up with a hot blondie from work. Really really REALLY need to work out when girls want you to ask them out. Think I missed the window...
3) Flirted far too outrageously with a hottie who just turned 16. I am a dirty old man...
4) Had an argument with my boss (never a clever thing) about staffing levels and how he wasn't pulling his weight. I expect to be working late nights for the next year...
5) Girl at work came back from Cavos with a great tan. I accused her of bathing in gravy she got pissed. Made up for it by checking her tan lines- there were none :)
6) Opened the door to the NTL guy pretty much stark bollock naked- a gust of wind and i would have flashed him. Thankfully it was a calm day.
7) Sent about 20 texts to friends from uni inviting them to a housewarming party. Got 3 replies. Tatooed "loser" on my forehead...
8) Tried for three days to get the name "laura" off my arm (was in permanent ink). suceeded this morning only for her to write it on again (in permanent ink).
9) Watched England crash out of Euro 2004. Decided (rightly) that I should have called Sven and told him I was available to play on the left.
10)Put the "fun" into "funk." OK, thats a lie, but i wanted this list to be 10 things long.
And thats pretty much it for now. Think we're meant to be going out hunting for a new local over the weekend so may post about it. Probably about it being shit.