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Mavrick640: imagine if flemming ran in sophmore year
Mavrick640: and somehow won
Mavrick640: after a series of ciceronian orations
Mavrick640: and has like a picle jar running for VP
Mavrick640: cause anything or anyone else would hurt his ticket
Rbro25: thats too funny to even laugh at
Mavrick640: and he has like the 1840 politician clothes
Mavrick640: top hat
Mavrick640: coat with tails
Rbro25: he shows hes a man of the people by wearing "short pants"
Mavrick640: hahaha
Mavrick640: then gets elected
Mavrick640: and pulls a william henry harrison
Mavrick640: and dies from pnemonia that he got at his inaugeration speech
Mavrick640: 32 days into his term
Mavrick640: and the pickle jar gets "assinated"
Rbro25: and hes ranked as the number 1 president in regis history in a unanimous vote formt he history department
Mavrick640: and a military dictaor takes over
Rbro25: who is none oter than mr cullen
Mavrick640: who is deposed in a defenestration
Mavrick640: and then the third triumverate of mike poplawski
Mavrick640: crazy eyes
Rbro25: jimmy as treasurer
Mavrick640: and mr jackson take over
Rbro25: jimmy the janitor that is
Rbro25: jimmy, whered the moeny go
Rbro25: "ooook"
Rbro25: no, the 3 thousand dollars formt he walkathon
Rbro25: "have a good weekend"
Rbro25: jimmy, the school is going to have to close down if we dont get it
Rbro25: then he gets all serious
Mavrick640: and darth vader kills him
Rbro25: and like normal
Rbro25: and is like "u might was see john murphy about that"
Mavrick640: mean while as parliment we're levying taxes on freshman
Mavrick640: "the ugliness tax"
Mavrick640: "race tax'
Rbro25: murphy shows up driving a ferrari
Rbro25: full of a new volume of books about "the sun king" louis IVX
Rbro25: bound in leather and diamonds
Rbro25: aparently 3 thousand dollars can but all of these luxuries
Mavrick640: hahaha
Rbro25: *buy
Mavrick640: imagine if those events were getting updated in the annoucments daily
Mavrick640: people would actually listen to them
Rbro25: then they make it into a clay mation movie
Rbro25: directed by mr loose
Rbro25: its just naked africans and kegs of beer
Mavrick640: with voice overs by randy quaid
Mavrick640: bobcat
Mavrick640: charles nelson reily
Rbro25: somehow chritopher walken plays himself
Mavrick640: and the descesed rosa parks
Rbro25: as a real man amid allt he clay
Mavrick640: recorded before her death
Rbro25: yeah, she pulls a tupac
Rbro25: with the theme song being the devil went down to georgia
Mavrick640: and somehow won
Mavrick640: after a series of ciceronian orations
Mavrick640: and has like a picle jar running for VP
Mavrick640: cause anything or anyone else would hurt his ticket
Rbro25: thats too funny to even laugh at
Mavrick640: and he has like the 1840 politician clothes
Mavrick640: top hat
Mavrick640: coat with tails
Rbro25: he shows hes a man of the people by wearing "short pants"
Mavrick640: hahaha
Mavrick640: then gets elected
Mavrick640: and pulls a william henry harrison
Mavrick640: and dies from pnemonia that he got at his inaugeration speech
Mavrick640: 32 days into his term
Mavrick640: and the pickle jar gets "assinated"
Rbro25: and hes ranked as the number 1 president in regis history in a unanimous vote formt he history department
Mavrick640: and a military dictaor takes over
Rbro25: who is none oter than mr cullen
Mavrick640: who is deposed in a defenestration
Mavrick640: and then the third triumverate of mike poplawski
Mavrick640: crazy eyes
Rbro25: jimmy as treasurer
Mavrick640: and mr jackson take over
Rbro25: jimmy the janitor that is
Rbro25: jimmy, whered the moeny go
Rbro25: "ooook"
Rbro25: no, the 3 thousand dollars formt he walkathon
Rbro25: "have a good weekend"
Rbro25: jimmy, the school is going to have to close down if we dont get it
Rbro25: then he gets all serious
Mavrick640: and darth vader kills him
Rbro25: and like normal
Rbro25: and is like "u might was see john murphy about that"
Mavrick640: mean while as parliment we're levying taxes on freshman
Mavrick640: "the ugliness tax"
Mavrick640: "race tax'
Rbro25: murphy shows up driving a ferrari
Rbro25: full of a new volume of books about "the sun king" louis IVX
Rbro25: bound in leather and diamonds
Rbro25: aparently 3 thousand dollars can but all of these luxuries
Mavrick640: hahaha
Rbro25: *buy
Mavrick640: imagine if those events were getting updated in the annoucments daily
Mavrick640: people would actually listen to them
Rbro25: then they make it into a clay mation movie
Rbro25: directed by mr loose
Rbro25: its just naked africans and kegs of beer
Mavrick640: with voice overs by randy quaid
Mavrick640: bobcat
Mavrick640: charles nelson reily
Rbro25: somehow chritopher walken plays himself
Mavrick640: and the descesed rosa parks
Rbro25: as a real man amid allt he clay
Mavrick640: recorded before her death
Rbro25: yeah, she pulls a tupac
Rbro25: with the theme song being the devil went down to georgia