She Shot You In The Hat?
I had a thought last night: wouldn't it be hilarious if someone crossed over the Avengers with Archer? Like, if S.H.I.E.L.D. decided to hire another security company for some small job because the Avengers were busy fighting giant leaping frogs or something, and they go with ISIS because they sound good on paper. And the ISIS team ends up helping the Avengers through some wacky shenanigans.
Here's what would happen if they made that mistake:
Stark and Archer would bicker constantly over who's better at everything, including who has the better butler (Tony wins because hello, Jarvis, AI beats an old-timey English butler any day, Sterling), and Lana threatens to shoot them every five minutes. She eventually shoots Archer in the foot, but only because Tony is smart enough to fly away first. He does hit on her after the mission, but she shoots him down; not literally for once.
Malory sexually harasses Captain America every chance she gets. (It's the whole reason she agreed to take this job.) Steve gets Coulson involved and Coulson and Malory get snippy with each other while Steve hides out in various S.H.I.E.L.D. safe houses so Malory can't find him.
after the mission, Pam and Thor would get drunk and gossipy together. By the end of the evening, everyone at ISIS and the Avengers knows each other's business. It makes for an awkward morning after.
Natasha and Cheryl would get along really well, which is utterly terrifying to everyone from ISIS who knows what Cheryl is like. No one wants to eavesdrop on their conversations. Ever.
Cyril spends all evening crying on Barton's shoulder over losing Lana because he cheated on her with Cheryl. Clint gets very drunk to be able to deal with Cyril and generally has a terrible time, especially the next morning when he has an ISIS-sized hangover.
Lana ends up hanging out with Bruce Banner and learning about meditation. Bruce is of the opinion that she shouldn't be shooting people who get on her nerves and she counters that he hasn't spent enough time with Archer or he'd know better. Bruce points out that he works with Tony Stark and Lana concedes the point.
after reading the report, Fury decides to never again use ISIS for their missions, no matter how small they are. But he does program Malory Archer's number into his cell because he's been paying attention to her career since she was a legendary field agent and she's definitely his kind of woman.
I will never be able to write this, but it's fun to think about.
So last week, I offered to make misspamela a fanmix for the fandom of her choice for Galentine's Day. She asked for a Due South mix, which delighted me, and I went overboard with the music because a) I love Fraser/RayK and DS in general, and b) it was my first real fandom where I participated instead of just lurking and I met amazing people that I am still friends with today. Basically, it is my forever fandom, so here is a kind of epic fanmix celebrating Mounties, Arctic wolves, and the Chicago detectives who love them both.
Many grateful kisses to charliehey for listening to this ahead of time and telling me that it was good and told the story I wanted to tell. Sendspace, graphics included, and this is pretty much the most Canadian fanmix I've ever made. I hope it is enjoyable. ♥
It's A Good Life (If You Don't Weaken): A Due South Love Story
01. Ray Collins Hot Club - The Grind
02. Tom Waits - Chicago
Maybe things will be better in Chicago
To leave all we’ve ever known
For a place we’ve never seen
03. Hawksley Workman - Bullets
Don't fear
It's just the bullets
Bouncing off my helmet
04. Sarah Slean - Dark Room
05. Gotye - Easy Way Out
Keep on second-guessing
Use my memory like a weapon
On everything I try
06. Clint Mansell - Crimin' & Dealin'
07. J. Englishman - The Hero (ft. Esthero)
Are you as angry on the inside
As you are on the surface?
08. Gotye - Seven Hours with a Backseat Driver
09. Wayne Omaha - Burnt Tune
There is no love in this world anymore.
10. Gotye - Someone That I Used to Know
You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness
Like resignation to the end, always the end
11. Sarah Slean - The 'Disarm' Suite
12. The Tragically Hip - Ahead by a Century
And disappointing you is getting me down
13. Henry Jackman - Would You Date Me?
14. Danny Michel - The Invisible Man
I walk in slowly with grace,
I hit a couple home runs.
I stand right up in your face,
Still, I don't block out the sun.
15. Hans Zimmer - Palm Tree Escape (ft. Rodrigo y Gabriela)
16. Flogging Molly - Queen Anne's Revenge
You're miles from safe harbor
Run, run, run, run, run away
The fire has reached starboard
17. Wayne Omaha - Intermission
18. Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross - Hidden In Snow
19. Fleet Foxes - White Winter Hymnal
I was following the pack, all swallowed in their coats
With scarves of red tied 'round their throats
20. Feist - Honey Honey
Even if he wanted to
Do you think he'd come back?
21. Teitur - Rough Around the Edges
Its okay, I'm alright
I'm just a little rough around the edges of this life.
22. Andrew Bird - <
23. Leonard Cohen - I'm Your Man
If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you
24. Clint Mansell - We're Going Home
25. Sarah Mclachlan - Ice Cream
It's a long way down to the place
Where we started from
26. Hawksley Workman - Ice Age
And there's little left to say
That our love won’t melt away
So have another glass of wine
And I think it will be fine
Bonus:
Stan Rogers - Northwest Passage
Tracing one warm line through a land so wide and savage
And make a Northwest Passage to the sea.
Corb Lund - The Hockey Song
Oh, the good ol' hockey game is the best game you can name.
And the best game you can name is the good ol' hockey game.
DOWNLOAD (Sendspace, 179.65 mb)
Now to drown myself in cough syrup so I can go out to the movies with the family today.
This entry was originally posted at Dreamwidth. Please comment anywhere you feel has the best icons to use to dazzle me. I'm really easy.
Here's what would happen if they made that mistake:
I will never be able to write this, but it's fun to think about.
So last week, I offered to make misspamela a fanmix for the fandom of her choice for Galentine's Day. She asked for a Due South mix, which delighted me, and I went overboard with the music because a) I love Fraser/RayK and DS in general, and b) it was my first real fandom where I participated instead of just lurking and I met amazing people that I am still friends with today. Basically, it is my forever fandom, so here is a kind of epic fanmix celebrating Mounties, Arctic wolves, and the Chicago detectives who love them both.
Many grateful kisses to charliehey for listening to this ahead of time and telling me that it was good and told the story I wanted to tell. Sendspace, graphics included, and this is pretty much the most Canadian fanmix I've ever made. I hope it is enjoyable. ♥
It's A Good Life (If You Don't Weaken): A Due South Love Story
01. Ray Collins Hot Club - The Grind
02. Tom Waits - Chicago
Maybe things will be better in Chicago
To leave all we’ve ever known
For a place we’ve never seen
03. Hawksley Workman - Bullets
Don't fear
It's just the bullets
Bouncing off my helmet
04. Sarah Slean - Dark Room
05. Gotye - Easy Way Out
Keep on second-guessing
Use my memory like a weapon
On everything I try
06. Clint Mansell - Crimin' & Dealin'
07. J. Englishman - The Hero (ft. Esthero)
Are you as angry on the inside
As you are on the surface?
08. Gotye - Seven Hours with a Backseat Driver
09. Wayne Omaha - Burnt Tune
There is no love in this world anymore.
10. Gotye - Someone That I Used to Know
You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness
Like resignation to the end, always the end
11. Sarah Slean - The 'Disarm' Suite
12. The Tragically Hip - Ahead by a Century
And disappointing you is getting me down
13. Henry Jackman - Would You Date Me?
14. Danny Michel - The Invisible Man
I walk in slowly with grace,
I hit a couple home runs.
I stand right up in your face,
Still, I don't block out the sun.
15. Hans Zimmer - Palm Tree Escape (ft. Rodrigo y Gabriela)
16. Flogging Molly - Queen Anne's Revenge
You're miles from safe harbor
Run, run, run, run, run away
The fire has reached starboard
17. Wayne Omaha - Intermission
18. Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross - Hidden In Snow
19. Fleet Foxes - White Winter Hymnal
I was following the pack, all swallowed in their coats
With scarves of red tied 'round their throats
20. Feist - Honey Honey
Even if he wanted to
Do you think he'd come back?
21. Teitur - Rough Around the Edges
Its okay, I'm alright
I'm just a little rough around the edges of this life.
22. Andrew Bird - <
23. Leonard Cohen - I'm Your Man
If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you
24. Clint Mansell - We're Going Home
25. Sarah Mclachlan - Ice Cream
It's a long way down to the place
Where we started from
26. Hawksley Workman - Ice Age
And there's little left to say
That our love won’t melt away
So have another glass of wine
And I think it will be fine
Bonus:
Stan Rogers - Northwest Passage
Tracing one warm line through a land so wide and savage
And make a Northwest Passage to the sea.
Corb Lund - The Hockey Song
Oh, the good ol' hockey game is the best game you can name.
And the best game you can name is the good ol' hockey game.
DOWNLOAD (Sendspace, 179.65 mb)
Now to drown myself in cough syrup so I can go out to the movies with the family today.
This entry was originally posted at Dreamwidth. Please comment anywhere you feel has the best icons to use to dazzle me. I'm really easy.