My Nails Are Red, White, And Blue Right Now.

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It's kind of awesome. I will be posting pictures of my Iron Man and Captain America nails after I get back from the sleep study. Which I am nervous about. Because strangers will be watching me sleep! I have had nightmares like this, you know.

I've watched the first six episodes of Teen Wolf.

I am kind of irritated by Scott. But he is really adorable with Allison. But I also want to hit him every time he's around Stiles because he's kind of a dick. Also sixteen, which kind of gets on your nerves once you're no longer sixteen. I am confused by how I feel about him, is what I'm saying.

Allisonnnnnn! Fuck, she's cute. Reminds me a bit of Fred from Angel: The Series, right down to Amy Acker's gorgeous, sunshine smile. Her family is crazy but hot, and as much as I hate Kate Argent, I also kind of want to do her. Um. I am confused by how I feel about the Argents, but I adore Allison a lot.

Stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiles. Holy fuck, I love this kid. I knew I was going to because really, smart-mouthed, smart, loyal kid who is also a pop culture nerd and references classic horror movies? Oh, yeah, I love Stiles. But then again, I always fall for the sidekick.

DEREK HALE, GET IN MY GODDAMN PANTS. Jesus, all that brooding angst and silent torment wrapped up in a hot body and Tyler Hoechlin's ridiculously pretty eyes? UNF. And then that scene where he's half-naked and free-running and you can see the tattoo on his back, nnngh. Although holy shit, he gets beat up and shot a lot. He needs all the cuddles in the world, honestly. His life is heartbreaking.

LYDIA, YOU ARE AWESOME. I love that she could've been such a stereotype, but she really isn't. She's the popular, bitchy girl, but underneath it all, she's vulnerable and a little broken. She's super-smart and beautiful and manipulative and so goddamn amazing and fierce, and I love her so much. That scene where she's been crying after the Alpha attack and she puts on her make-up and makes herself smile gave me chills. That is a woman who is going to take on the world and fucking win and become the president some day. She is amazing.

fffff, Jacksonnnnn. I totally expected to hate him because he's a jock and a douche, but this fucking show refuses to do anything the easy way. So you see Jackson act like an entitled asshole and you hate him, but then you see him be sweet and vulnerable with Lydia, you see him fall apart after the Alpha attack, and that scene in the locker room with him looking at his wrecked face in the mirror just broke my heart. That scene where he's trying to get the lacrosse ball into the cup while his dad's voiceover talks about how driven he is to succeed, to prove something to his biological father, a man he's never met and doesn't know anything about, and I felt like crying for him. Everyone on this show is so broken in such painful ways, and they all hide in different ways, and it's really amazing to see.

Also, I know that Stiles/Derek is the main pairing in fandom, which I LOVE, but I also want some Jackson/Derek. That kid rolls over for Derek so easily that it's almost pornographic, and while it would be so unhealthy, I just want a story where Jackson begs for it and Derek gives him what he needs in the form of hot, filthy sex, not what he wants, which is to become a werewolf (I think?).

Mostly, GODDAMMIT, COLTON HAYNES, YOU ARE RUINING ME.

SHERIFF STILINSKY, ILU. Linden Ashby has been my favorite since he played Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat, but he is so fantastic here. His relationship with Stiles is my favorite thing, and he definitely wins the My Favorite Dad award. The curly-fries conversation just made my toes curl with glee and I love that Stiles was so worried about his dad being hurt that he wouldn't even talk to his best friend because he was so mad for his involvement in the whole thing. They're just. the Stilinskys are the best people in that whole town, and I just want them to be okay and happy.

Also, Linden Ashby, how do you still look so good? What sort of Faustian deal have you made to look about ten years younger than you actually are?

also, this will never happen, but am I the only one who wants Chris Argent/Sheriff Stilinsky? Or maybe JR Bourne/Linden Ashby? I just want them to make out because they're so ridiculously hot, especially when they're both holding guns next to each other.

I have to go pack for my night away from home. I'm not bringing my phone with me, so I won't get any messages and such until I get home tomorrow. Talk to you all soon.

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