Okay, Boys, Make With The Atmosphere.

[robanybody]

re: the most recent Franklin & Bash. All right, so who's going to write the Nathan/Janey/Peter threesome that was clearly the subtext of this entire episode? I mean, honestly, I half-expected Mark-Paul Gosselaar and James Van Der Beek to start making out in the hot tub about ten minutes into the episode as it was. Having Janey be all over them

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[winterlive]

CAPTAIN STEVE ROGERS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[robanybody]

MAKING OUT WITH A HOT VAMPIRE. And I can't say as I blame him.

[winterlive]

nnnghn.

[robanybody]

Oh, man, now I want Captain America almost getting his virginity taken by a vampire. I bring it on myself, really.

[winterlive]

EZACTLY.

[robanybody]

IMAGINE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE, DANNY. She almost wouldn't want to eat him because he's so cute.

[winterlive]

just a little nibble omg. what could it POSSIBLY HURT, look at the SIZE of him.

[robanybody]

Hee! I'm sure he won't mind being licked a little. JUST A LITTLE. Just, you know, to see what it feels like.

[winterlive]

he might insist on taking her on a date first.

[robanybody]

Okay, now I want this story to exist just for the look on HER face. I bet she is equal parts charmed and wary of Steve and his sweetness. And the thought of the hilarity that ensues when Steve goes to the Avengers for advice on where to take a fine lady vampire on a first date.