Come And Join My Monster Race.
Saw the doctor today and have confirmed that it's definitely not my thyroid causing me to almost pass out at work every day. She thinks it may be some form of sleep apnea or restless sleep or something, so I will be having a sleep study done. Because I sleep so well in places that aren't my own bed with my own pillow with my own cats by my side.
Sigh.
Also, I know everybody's complaining about the heat, but seriously, you guys, it's close to fifty fucking degrees outside right now. It is thirty-three in my house and we don't have air conditioning. And in case you've forgotten, this is OTTAWA. We don't do weather like this. I was actually glad to be at work today because at least we have central air there. And for once, I wasn't freezing at work. THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW SOMETHING IS WRONG. When I'm not freezing in air conditioning, the weather is fucked.
Here's what got me through the day:
Idris, you dapper motherfucker, come press your face against my tits.
I have been listening to the Rocknrolla soundtrack and the dialogue bit of him saying "Sausage and beans, all day long" has been playing on a loop because it's just wrong how good he makes it sound. I wish I hadn't packed the movie away because I feel the need to watch it again. On repeat. With the volume turned up to maximum.
Sigh.
Also, I know everybody's complaining about the heat, but seriously, you guys, it's close to fifty fucking degrees outside right now. It is thirty-three in my house and we don't have air conditioning. And in case you've forgotten, this is OTTAWA. We don't do weather like this. I was actually glad to be at work today because at least we have central air there. And for once, I wasn't freezing at work. THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW SOMETHING IS WRONG. When I'm not freezing in air conditioning, the weather is fucked.
Here's what got me through the day:
Idris, you dapper motherfucker, come press your face against my tits.
I have been listening to the Rocknrolla soundtrack and the dialogue bit of him saying "Sausage and beans, all day long" has been playing on a loop because it's just wrong how good he makes it sound. I wish I hadn't packed the movie away because I feel the need to watch it again. On repeat. With the volume turned up to maximum.