Take Immediate Precaution If Threatening Weather Approaches.

[robanybody]

Holy motherfucking balls, driving in a violent thunderstorm is fucking scary! We couldn't see out the windows, hail hit our car so hard that I thought it would dent it, and the lightning was close enough that I'd swear we were going to get zapped into a charred mess

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[sheafrotherdon]

asjdhlf oh honey, those storms SUCK. Last year I drove through a supercell. With my mother. Who was talking about my father. I DO NOT KNOW WHICH PART WAS THE WORST PART. Okay, no, actually, the rain was.

Clearly you should stay indoors, while being hand-spooned ice cream by a bevvy of favorite, mostly-naked men.

[robanybody]

God, you have the best ideas. Send Scotty over to my house where he can feed me mango sorbet while Alex dances around in his underwear to Turkish pop music. :D

[sheafrotherdon]

Oh my GOD, that visual. Not the Scotty part . . . but just the idea of Alex dancing around in his underwear ahahahahahahahah

[robanybody]

Oh, God, he so would. He's Alex, he does that kind of stuff without any kind of prompting! Even when Scott begs him not to, Alex feels compelled to do some stripper moves that end up making Scotty laugh until he cries and also kind of turns him on. :D

[sheafrotherdon]

I feel like that's probably the story of Scotty's life. Being inadvertently turned on by Alex being a complete dork :D