What Kind Of Crazy Vacuum Cleaner Is This?

[robanybody]

First things first: a very happy birthday to maschalismos. I hope today is kind to you. Here's a song I think you'd like. ♥

So I've been wanting to cast Bet Me for a while, but couldn't make it work because I couldn't figure out who would play Minerva. And Min's important because she's the heart of the story, so casting her right was essential. Then seren_ccd started writing her Crusie-style Trek Big Bang, and one of our conversations inspired me to start casting the story again, and after wracking my brain, I ended up with the perfect Min.

Your mileage may vary, of course, but I kind of love how this all turned out. It has all my favorite actors playing some of my favorite people, and I wish they were making this movie with this cast, for real.

Also, yes, Tatum is in this. Like I told Seren, he had to play one of Cal's lunkhead friends, and I found the perfect fit for him. Plus, he would get to make out with Gabrielle Union eventually, and there is no wrong there. At all.




Bet Me

Minerva Dobbs (played by Jennifer Hudson)


Calvin Morrissey (played by Jeffrey Donovan)


Liza Tyler (played by Grace Park)


Bonnie (played by Anna Friel)


David Fisk (played by Bradley Cooper)


Tony (played by Channing Tatum)


Roger (played by John Cho)


Emilio (played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt)


George & Nanette Dobbs (played by Richard Roundtree & Diahann Carroll)


Harry (played by Atticus Shaffer)


Reynolds and Bink (played by Joel McHale and Larisa Oleynik)


Lynne & Jefferson Morrissey (played by Christine Baranski & Ciaran Hinds)


Diana (played by Gabrielle Union)


Wet (Susie) & Worse (Karen) (played by Kirsten Dunst & Mindy Kaling)


Cynthie (played by Rebecca Hazlewood)


Greg (played by Garrett Hedlund)


Shanna (played by Gugu Mbatha-Raw)


Elvis


And for those of you who have been listening to The Weeknd, here's their video for What You Need

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Nnnnngh, hot.