You're A No-Good, Lazy Motherfucker.

[robanybody]

Of note:

the subject line is so me right now. God, I don't want to be at work today.

waiting for the bus yesterday, I saw a guy who looked like John Simm. Ottawa is just the place where celebrity look-alikes live, isn't it?

had a dream that I made torrid love with Travis McCoy, which really took me by surprise because I am not actually attracted

Comments

[coeurdesoleil]

I want to live somewhere where hot celebrity look-alikes keep walking past me too! If they could all look like Jamie Bell that would be even better.

After looking at that pic I want to read lots and lots of angry!sex fics.

[robanybody]

I actually saw a Jamie Bell look-alike once when I was on the bus! Only he was taller. And too many of these encounters take place on the bus, I just realized.

Man, I want someone to write some serious grudge-fucking between these two. I'll bet Esca would take it out on Marcus and Marcus would give it back just as hard.

[coeurdesoleil]

Hnnnngh I would LOVE some grudge-fucking with biting and clawing and toppy Esca!

[robanybody]

With Marcus just setting his jaw in a hard line and doing his level best to take Esca down and failing utterly because Esca is better at close-quarters combat.

[coeurdesoleil]

Hnnnnghhh yesssss.... sexy and aggressive grappling with tearing of clothes and rolling around in some mud and Esca being possessive and completely in charge all the time even if Marcus doesn't want to admit it. DO WANT.

[robanybody]

There needs to be so much more bottom!Marcus in this fandom.