Ergo, We Can't Have Nice Things. (Ergo?)
Sister: "And this is why you don't swim in public pools. It's full of poo."
Me: "Or pee."
Brother-in-law: "Pieces of feces?"
Me: "Worst. Chocolate bar. Ever."
Brother-in-law: "It didn't sell well, let me tell you."
This is probably why we don't talk to each other in public. Stuff like this just happens.
(And yes, I'm aware that public pools are not a hive of scum and villainy and disease, but, uh, considering that the last time I swam in one, I ended up with warts, you can understand why I'm never going in one again.)
Additionally, if you're not following this thread on that goddamn Eagle meme that is still eating my life, you should be. Hot, hot threesome action with an amazing OFC and delicious porn. I am shipping Marcus/Esca/Aodhnat so hard right now.
Me: "Or pee."
Brother-in-law: "Pieces of feces?"
Me: "Worst. Chocolate bar. Ever."
Brother-in-law: "It didn't sell well, let me tell you."
This is probably why we don't talk to each other in public. Stuff like this just happens.
(And yes, I'm aware that public pools are not a hive of scum and villainy and disease, but, uh, considering that the last time I swam in one, I ended up with warts, you can understand why I'm never going in one again.)
Additionally, if you're not following this thread on that goddamn Eagle meme that is still eating my life, you should be. Hot, hot threesome action with an amazing OFC and delicious porn. I am shipping Marcus/Esca/Aodhnat so hard right now.