Does Anything From The Movies Actually Work?

[robanybody]

So here's the thing: I adore Scott Caan. A lot. I know I don't talk about it a lot, but seriously, I would sit naked on that man's lap and repeatedly mash his face into my bosom because he is stupidly hot and I lose IQ points every time he's onscreen. I'm cheating on Jeff with him, and really, I don't cheat on Jeff with anyone, no matter what

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[stripedpetunia]

I dunno, I think he's wearing too many clothes in those pics. That's awfully subtle for a guy like him.

I love them both, too. It is the three-way of my dreams. <3 (And Scotty's actually the same height as me, lol)

[robanybody]

Scott is actually the perfect height for me because he's only two and a half inches taller, so like I could reach his mouth without risking neck strain. I HAVE MAYBE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS TOO MUCH.

Ugh, Steve/Alex, how so hot? Those rolled up cuffs are just doing me in. I love it when guys dress in jeans and a t-shirt and a jean jacket and just make it work.

[stripedpetunia]

I'm more into leather than jean jackets. Let's put him in a motorcycle jacket and then I'm right there with you. Those pics probably exist.

[robanybody]

I probably have them around somewhere too. I have still not recovered from the fact that Alex rides motorbikes and has his own customized bike. I may never recover from that.

[stripedpetunia]

God, me neither.