Apr 01, 2005 01:25
For a couple of days now I have been working behind the casheir of Sbarro's. I've finally learned to like my job, but I come home all sticky and shit and it's kind of uncomfortable. I'm sticky right now and it's to late to take a shower but I don't want to lay down either because I feel gross. Maybe I'll go outside and take a shower with the hose naked in my front yard.
Come say hi to me at sbarros.
Also, my Guinea pig Sasquatch has chewed up the side of my carpet a bit. I yelled at him calling him names like 'Fatty'' and 'Stoopid'. They I sent him to his room and gave him a carrot. I can't stay mad at him. He's now one of my homie rodents, and I'm down with the gnawing and stuff. I'll just have to put a towel down or something in my closet so he can't chew it anymore. Not to fret parents who are reading this. He only snagged the side of my carpet's perimeter. He smells like pine and medicine. Bah.
I am still feeling gross.
I found a hair in my waffle crisp tonight that was blonde and I spitted it all back into the bowl milk and all and it splattered all on my clothes and face. Now my glases have dried streaks of milk on them and I can't see.
THIS SATURDAY WE WILL BE FINALZING OUR LONG AND AWAITED(by my mom) EP, EVEN TOUGH WE PUT RANITA ON THERE(why did we choose to do that? LAME!) IT WILL STILL BE A PRETTY KICKIN CD. I hope you all enjoy. I will be posting 2 of the tracks on myspace and purevolume. Check the Junx's out. Also I will be handing out samples at Sbarro's. I'll make my own pin that advertises TSW. I know I know...
I'm a marketing Genious.