An Open letter to some fans.
Well I'm going to be a bit un-Rob-ish and reply here, since I'm greatly amused. I'm glad you liked the journal, I trust you found most of it interesting if not mildly amusing. I'm curious as to how you came across it, although I figured it only a matter of time before a Texturite discovered and spoke of it. All that aside, I recognise your names as the Futter Butter writers. Which I did link to and coincidentally had Manson read the article pertaining to him the evening of my birthday party. He was a bit distraught over our falling out and was busy trying to make amends the entire night following me around and asking me to sing “White Albino” to him. In all honesty I think he just wanted to sleep with me. Pity, I’m taken. Now it seems I’m boycotting Catwoman. (http://notfutter.com/home.html link for boycot found here)
As per the photos where I appear to be losing weight. The credit must go to the photoshop diet. You should try it sometime very slimming and the results are better than rogain. Actually the real credit goes to the two lovelies at the top of my friends pictures on the right of the layout. Miss Mila Kunis.. (Kooonis) who created the photos for the layout. Also Miss Neve Campbell, who made the spectacular layout for me, stole my password and threw me a surprise bithday party. I liked it very much. She also lets me look at her boobies.. I like them very much as well!!!
Feel free to ask me any questions if you grow rather bored or what have you. I rarely get fan mail, as it is all now redirected to Dave Hawes mailbox where my name is painstakingly scratched off and is replaced by his. I refuse to believe that everyone loves him more than me!!!!
Sincerely , Rob
P.S Halle Berry please don't kill me!
As per the photos where I appear to be losing weight. The credit must go to the photoshop diet. You should try it sometime very slimming and the results are better than rogain. Actually the real credit goes to the two lovelies at the top of my friends pictures on the right of the layout. Miss Mila Kunis.. (Kooonis) who created the photos for the layout. Also Miss Neve Campbell, who made the spectacular layout for me, stole my password and threw me a surprise bithday party. I liked it very much. She also lets me look at her boobies.. I like them very much as well!!!
Feel free to ask me any questions if you grow rather bored or what have you. I rarely get fan mail, as it is all now redirected to Dave Hawes mailbox where my name is painstakingly scratched off and is replaced by his. I refuse to believe that everyone loves him more than me!!!!
Sincerely , Rob
P.S Halle Berry please don't kill me!