Apr 16, 2004 23:11
"...This little baby brings back memories now doesn't it?"
"what you used it to knife your mother in the back?"
"Naaah, it seemed to work well on your partner though.....Ear ..*SHWOOOOOP*.. To ear.....Hehehehehehe...."
Only a true niggaaaa would appreciate this shiet.....wuuuuuurd....
Today mew and my friend met up with a girl. Her name was Mary. I think she likes me....Im not sure though. She seemes interested in my friend though too.....What should i do Dr. Phil?
So I was strolling down a dark hallway of number signs(#) inbetween rooms, and I found a pool in the shape of a zero (0). I figured that i could drink oput of it and gain special abilities or even more get a wish. I figured i might as well save my file and copy before hand so i can trymore times. after a few hours i recieved 3 wishes and many amunities. I figured i should probably go back to my room and drop off all my excess items. I managed to nab a large ration in the shape of a percent sign (%) and a couple of serious potions (!). After that i left to the arena to kill my self one more rat (r) and collect some moeny ($) and food (%). After my 20th win in the arena i recieve the Golden Gladius "Death's Sting" [+2,+3] (2d8+2) (+7 to speed). I think this is my 20th fight. Oh well it will be a pussy anyway. Some largerat or minotuar.........So here i am andim waiting for my challenger.....OUCH!! somthing shot me with cold blasts in the shape of Dashes (-,\,|,/,-). ITS AN OGREMAGUS but my trusty
broadsword [+0,+1] (1d8+1). If i could just see one of those blasts i could kill him. Theres one there! alright now I swing like mad. Critically injured! Come on! YES hes dead! Im teleported back to the entrance. The arena master(@) gave me the
Golden Gladius [+2,+3] (2d8+2) 9+7 to speed)! Its in the shape of a parentheses (()! "S" "Y"
*tipsy heavy breathing*
marvin is now writing, were trying to create the biggest lj post ever, even bigger than emo kids who are writing suicide notes on the internet, but then wuss out and end up feeling stupid and post even more so its like 8 days long and they talk about how the band they like is so much better than any other band and people suck that dont think that, but then when people start thinking it they complain about how much they like it, and how theyre hardcore cuz theyve listened to it forever and a day :-o
I dontknow if Marvin was high enough when he posted that....its too goofy.....whatever i dont even care cause my altaria diodnt evolve untill level 40 and it was suppossed to change from swablu at 35... i was getting impatient... but then i used him in the beauty contest and he kicked their ass. He was totally worth it.
Yeah what nigga what!?!