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The Official Roasti Fan Club has not been updated for a long time, and for this we apologise. Julie from reception sips her 98% Fat Free Cuppasoup furtively and apologetically.
Disaster struck when a gigantic bird of prey swooped upon the small building of the ORFC and lifted the entire office block into the air.
We have been on a fantastic adventure, but conflicts have risen over who got the last rations, 99% Fat Free Creme Caramel Yoghurts, pencils, and turns on Tetris, etc.
Finally, we landed upon a little island in the Indian Ocean. We set up camp, making tents out of panties, having panicky lesbian sex and reluctantly setting fire to our Weight Watchers Points Books.
Always the best things to do in a crisis.
Disaster struck when a gigantic bird of prey swooped upon the small building of the ORFC and lifted the entire office block into the air.
We have been on a fantastic adventure, but conflicts have risen over who got the last rations, 99% Fat Free Creme Caramel Yoghurts, pencils, and turns on Tetris, etc.
Finally, we landed upon a little island in the Indian Ocean. We set up camp, making tents out of panties, having panicky lesbian sex and reluctantly setting fire to our Weight Watchers Points Books.
Always the best things to do in a crisis.