The joyes of RL yaoi
Fucking yes. Fucking fucking yes XD
Went to combat sports tonight after 2 weeks off ill, and I'm FECKING glad I did!!!! Not only did I have a great time getting sore, beaten up (by Dope) and abused, I got to manhandle Smurf!!!! Hehehehe. But it just got better and better, oh yeah!
So, we've warmed up = painful, but ok. Sarah managed to lift me this week, meaning she can do something I cant! We did jumping, press ups, jumping over partners (I jumped over Smurf. Thought I was gonna land on him XD) and then stand-ups. Basically like sit ups, but your partner (Smurf) stands on your feet and you sit up, then stand up. Your partner grabs you as you stand so you dont fall backwards... meaning I practically hugged Smurf XD We also did press ups where your partner held your legs in the air. Smurf held my legs, then I held his. For a lanky wiry bloke, He's not light. But nice muscles
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We've sparred a little, practiced throwing our partners and wrist locking = all to teh goodz0r
And then... escaping from being pinned on the floor. Oh my fuck yes!
Sensei (Grant) lay down and Smurf sat on his hips. Thats right folks - crotches a-touching. He then stays there for about 2 mins whilst Grant explains things to us. Dope and I dont hear a word as we're grinning like loons at each other. He then shows us how to escape - by thrusting one hand into Smurf's chest, lifting his hips (christ I was trying so hard to keep a straight face) and throwing Smurf to the gorund. He then sits on Smurf and makes a smarmy comment about being the 'dominant' man. Straight face DeSeer... straight face!
Then he shows us another one. This time, instead of just sitting on Smurf's hips and choke holding him, he curls his legs around Smurf's, and twists Smurf's head to one side, his cheek almost touching Smurfs'. Then he stretches out. Can you say crotch rubbing? ANYTHING he said during this time I COMPLETELY missed. I'm amazed there wasnt a puddle on the floor at my feet. Fucking excellent move say I!... until we have to do it XD
As ever, I paired off with Sarah. But what happens when you thrust your hand up into a womans chest? You get BOOBS! And Sarahs and my hands and boobs being the sizes they are... we each ended up with a handful of boob when we did this. We both straddled and threw each other, though I went first! Mwaw! I groped Sarah! XD
When Sensei came over to see if we were doing it right, I accused him of promoting groping and he gave me the biggest naughty boy grin I ever saw XD
All in all, a great evening, even if I do hurt like fuck now XD
Went to combat sports tonight after 2 weeks off ill, and I'm FECKING glad I did!!!! Not only did I have a great time getting sore, beaten up (by Dope) and abused, I got to manhandle Smurf!!!! Hehehehe. But it just got better and better, oh yeah!
So, we've warmed up = painful, but ok. Sarah managed to lift me this week, meaning she can do something I cant! We did jumping, press ups, jumping over partners (I jumped over Smurf. Thought I was gonna land on him XD) and then stand-ups. Basically like sit ups, but your partner (Smurf) stands on your feet and you sit up, then stand up. Your partner grabs you as you stand so you dont fall backwards... meaning I practically hugged Smurf XD We also did press ups where your partner held your legs in the air. Smurf held my legs, then I held his. For a lanky wiry bloke, He's not light. But nice muscles
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We've sparred a little, practiced throwing our partners and wrist locking = all to teh goodz0r
And then... escaping from being pinned on the floor. Oh my fuck yes!
Sensei (Grant) lay down and Smurf sat on his hips. Thats right folks - crotches a-touching. He then stays there for about 2 mins whilst Grant explains things to us. Dope and I dont hear a word as we're grinning like loons at each other. He then shows us how to escape - by thrusting one hand into Smurf's chest, lifting his hips (christ I was trying so hard to keep a straight face) and throwing Smurf to the gorund. He then sits on Smurf and makes a smarmy comment about being the 'dominant' man. Straight face DeSeer... straight face!
Then he shows us another one. This time, instead of just sitting on Smurf's hips and choke holding him, he curls his legs around Smurf's, and twists Smurf's head to one side, his cheek almost touching Smurfs'. Then he stretches out. Can you say crotch rubbing? ANYTHING he said during this time I COMPLETELY missed. I'm amazed there wasnt a puddle on the floor at my feet. Fucking excellent move say I!... until we have to do it XD
As ever, I paired off with Sarah. But what happens when you thrust your hand up into a womans chest? You get BOOBS! And Sarahs and my hands and boobs being the sizes they are... we each ended up with a handful of boob when we did this. We both straddled and threw each other, though I went first! Mwaw! I groped Sarah! XD
When Sensei came over to see if we were doing it right, I accused him of promoting groping and he gave me the biggest naughty boy grin I ever saw XD
All in all, a great evening, even if I do hurt like fuck now XD