Shave and a haircut.... TWO BITS

Jun 13, 2004 00:28

Had a little "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" moment there. I think it's passed.

roan_muse's bits are best described as her "hidden cave".

Hidden cave? I suppose that's accurate enough. It's been more than a year since my bits have been explored, though I haven't been without the occasional spelunking request. *snerk* But I'm picky, and more than a little shy, and I have that pesky problem with being dead. Not that death is a deterant in this case, but since I'm trying to keep it secret, it makes romance rather tricky. Not many vampires know about me, and the ones that do aren't options. So I go on in my little bubble of self-imposed celibacy, living like a spinster with my cat and my ghost.

I don't suppose I've mentioned my ghost before. Well, Scott is a bit tricky to explain, and it's a long story how I came about acquiring him, but he's decent company. He's also a teenager, but I'm trusting that he's being honest when he assures me he stays out of my bedroom. After all, I've threatened to have him exorcised if he ever peeks.
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