Janie's got a gun

Jul 29, 2004 19:25

What is your weapon of choice?

Despite my topic, I don't really like guns. In my line of work, they're useless. Bullets don't hurt vampires. Okay, they hurt, but not enough to kill. I've been shot myself, so I know that firsthand. But I also know how quickly the wound heals. (although unfortunately, the same cannot be said for my favorite sweater, which was eternally ruined)

My favorite weapon is my machete. It sounds like a nasty thing, but really it's the best for beheadding. Again, gruesome, I know. But aside from burning, that's the only way to effectively kill a vampire. In my universe, at least. I've heard of other realities where all it takes is a piece of wood in the heart, and the vamp turns to dust. Man, what I wouldn't give to have that here... No, for me, killing a vampire is difficult and very bloody. It's also a fire hazard since most times beheadding must be followed with burning, just to be safe.

For that, I have a rather unique weapon. I'm pyrokinetic. I'm also telekinetic, but the pyro power is more of a weapon. I only use it to burn dead vampires, though, I swear. Outside of my job, I'm actually a very peaceful person.
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