Where is Jason when you need him?
At first glance, driving down the Palisades Parkway on a late spring day makes one aware of the beauty of nature. A closer look, however, reveals the real truth: the trees are slowly being suffocated. Vines are insidiously taking over, so much so that in some cases one cannot even see the poor tree. Now, they should get that looney guy from the horror movies, you know the one with either a machete or a chainsaw and rehabilitate him so that he can put his talent to good use: turn him loose in the forest and let him go to town cutting up the lousy vines!