Fiction Masterlist
My original fiction is hosted over on Fictionpress for convenience's sake, but my fanfic is here because FFNet makes me think of middle school.
All are slash unless otherwise stated. Most of my shit contains truly horrible jokes and hyper-realistic situations. Read at your own risk.
Finished
Rhapsody in E Major: Click
Hi! Ethan Jacobs here! I'm a totally average high school junior. Okay...maybe not. I'm valedictorian, a complete band nerd, a spazz, and I drive a tiny lime green car. My best friends are gay, but I'm totally not. Hey...the new boy is pretty cute...
Note: This is old, and horrible, and generally embarrassing to me. I'm tempted to take it down entirely except that people keep faving it on FP, so I assume that at least one person likes it.
In Progress
476 C.E.: Click
Rome France isn't doing too well. With a useless BA in philosophy, he's jobless, penniless, and alone. Just when it seems his life can't get any worse, a call from an old friend from high school (current rock star) gives him an out, because October West wants Rome to play the keyboard in his band. With nothing to lose, Rome accepts. And that's just the beginning. Now he's got new band members to bond with, fans, and a whole plethora of people reminding him that Rome is in Italy. It's pretty crazy, but as long as Rome remembers to take his meds, everything should be just fine...right?
Short Stories
Land of the Setting Sun: Click
The Gilded Age of American History was characterized by industrialization in the East, and conflict between settlers and natives in the west...But whoever said that natives and white men have to be enemies?
Guilty Pleasures: Click
He is, in many regards, the stereotypical hipster. Vintage shirts, tight jeans, library full of bands I've never heard of, hair 'artfully' tousled. And he's my guilty pleasure.
Unintended: Click
Holden O'Neill knew exactly what he wanted in a girl, even if he also knew that his perfect match didn't really exist. Except that said perfect match does. And he's a guy.
Note: This seems to be my most popular short story, which I find hilarious considering that I had a fever the whole time I wrote it...and consequently don't actually remember writing it.
Planned
A pirate-steampunk-magic-policital-religious story that's totally gonna rock your socks when I start it.
Fanfiction
This silly accidental Sherlock/John textfic
By Fortune or Design: Click for masterpost
Supernatural AU, The one where Dean is an alcoholic and Castiel is assigned as his substance-abuse counselor, and their relationship doesn't stay strictly professional. But maybe that's for the best, in this case.
All are slash unless otherwise stated. Most of my shit contains truly horrible jokes and hyper-realistic situations. Read at your own risk.
Finished
Rhapsody in E Major: Click
Hi! Ethan Jacobs here! I'm a totally average high school junior. Okay...maybe not. I'm valedictorian, a complete band nerd, a spazz, and I drive a tiny lime green car. My best friends are gay, but I'm totally not. Hey...the new boy is pretty cute...
Note: This is old, and horrible, and generally embarrassing to me. I'm tempted to take it down entirely except that people keep faving it on FP, so I assume that at least one person likes it.
In Progress
476 C.E.: Click
Rome France isn't doing too well. With a useless BA in philosophy, he's jobless, penniless, and alone. Just when it seems his life can't get any worse, a call from an old friend from high school (current rock star) gives him an out, because October West wants Rome to play the keyboard in his band. With nothing to lose, Rome accepts. And that's just the beginning. Now he's got new band members to bond with, fans, and a whole plethora of people reminding him that Rome is in Italy. It's pretty crazy, but as long as Rome remembers to take his meds, everything should be just fine...right?
Short Stories
Land of the Setting Sun: Click
The Gilded Age of American History was characterized by industrialization in the East, and conflict between settlers and natives in the west...But whoever said that natives and white men have to be enemies?
Guilty Pleasures: Click
He is, in many regards, the stereotypical hipster. Vintage shirts, tight jeans, library full of bands I've never heard of, hair 'artfully' tousled. And he's my guilty pleasure.
Unintended: Click
Holden O'Neill knew exactly what he wanted in a girl, even if he also knew that his perfect match didn't really exist. Except that said perfect match does. And he's a guy.
Note: This seems to be my most popular short story, which I find hilarious considering that I had a fever the whole time I wrote it...and consequently don't actually remember writing it.
Planned
A pirate-steampunk-magic-policital-religious story that's totally gonna rock your socks when I start it.
Fanfiction
This silly accidental Sherlock/John textfic
By Fortune or Design: Click for masterpost
Supernatural AU, The one where Dean is an alcoholic and Castiel is assigned as his substance-abuse counselor, and their relationship doesn't stay strictly professional. But maybe that's for the best, in this case.