I've got a very ungrateful cat in my house
I was sitting here watching a late show of a very B or C horror movie and suddenly got the urge for a slice of pizza.
Since I'm in my robe and ready for bed, but jonesing for some pizza, I looked around and realized that my cat Lady was wide awake.
We've just recently found out that any drivers we give permission to drive our cars are covered with our insurance.
So reassuring Lady, I asked that she take the car and go get me a slice of pizza.
She just stared at me.
I assured her I was serious and told where the car keys were.
She just stared at me.
I told her where the money was in the car and she was welcome to it to help pay for any snack she might like also.
She just stared at me, so I started to get sore........
"What the heck is wrong with you?!! I feed you and your sister every single day, give you guys clean water, scoop your poopy litter box and this is how you repay me?!!!!"
She mewed a tiny mew and then stared at me again.
I guess I'm not getting a slice of pizza, unless my middle sister Cynner would like to bring me some........
Since I'm in my robe and ready for bed, but jonesing for some pizza, I looked around and realized that my cat Lady was wide awake.
We've just recently found out that any drivers we give permission to drive our cars are covered with our insurance.
So reassuring Lady, I asked that she take the car and go get me a slice of pizza.
She just stared at me.
I assured her I was serious and told where the car keys were.
She just stared at me.
I told her where the money was in the car and she was welcome to it to help pay for any snack she might like also.
She just stared at me, so I started to get sore........
"What the heck is wrong with you?!! I feed you and your sister every single day, give you guys clean water, scoop your poopy litter box and this is how you repay me?!!!!"
She mewed a tiny mew and then stared at me again.
I guess I'm not getting a slice of pizza, unless my middle sister Cynner would like to bring me some........