Think of 15 of your favorite movies, go to IMDB and get a quote for each. Post the quotes. When someone guesses the movie add the movie name and the person who got it right. No cheating! Meaning, don't go to IMBD or use google to search...what's the fun in that?
Be warned...you'll go nuts thinking of these ~.^
1: "My wife ran off with my dog and I'm drunk for a month and I don't give a ass rat's if I live or die." (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest - Guessed Correctly by
piratescoundrel)
2: "You could be dead... right now. But then there would be too many bloody questions."
3: "Congratulations. On a scale of one to ten on the perversity meter you just hit a seventy three"
4: "Your hands are too fat, and his neck is too thin. You'll have to use a rope."
5: "That's nasty. What kind of a sicko gets their jollies from playin' with dog shit man?" (Gone in 60 Seconds - Guessed Correctly by
piratescoundrel)
6: "I wish the wolves had eaten you! Then maybe I could've found a real husband."
7: "I finally get a bouquet and it's a goodbye present. That's depressing."
8: "I just don't get off on funerals, man, they give me the creeps."
9: "I learned this much: take what you can, when you can."
10: "Terrific. Captured by crazed wild pigs and sacrificed hideously before a pagan altar." (Muppet Treasure Island - Guessed Correctly by
darksin)
11: "The Computer Dating Service offers you at least three dates on the initial investment. They screen out the fat and ugly, so it is obviously a firm of high standards."
12: "What kind of supreme being would condone such irony?"
13: "Every morning when I wake up, it all seems like a bad nightmare. But then I reach for my groin and face the absurd facts once more."
14: "God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties." (Hackers - Guessed Correctly by
piratescoundrel)
15: "After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... at least last time I checked."
BONUS ROUND! Could be easy...could be hard. No one's to know in the end are they?
16: "This ain't my first barbeque, son! And it surely won't be my last!"
17: "Everything I've done, I've done for you. I move the stars for no one." (Labyrinth - Guessed Correctly by
rivetkitten)
18: "Search the place, boys, and leave no stone unturned." (Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Guessed Correctly by
laughingstream)
19: "I'm getting my ass out of the big glass house!" (Thirteen Ghosts - Guessed Correctly by
piratescoundrel)
20: "I understand they taste good pickled."
21: "Human beings... how vulgar. For the crime of injuring me, a god, I demand, as atonement, death!"
22: "How'd we get into the sex crime business anyway? My brother, Saul, a plumber, makes twice as much money as I do and gets three weeks vacation too."
23: "I hate the living." (Men in Black - Guessed Correctly by
darksin)
24: "We come all this way to see a bunch a stiffs."
25: "It's so sweet. He looks just like a little entree." (Addams Family - Guessed Correctly by
darksin)