Recent IM session:

[roadkillmary]

ME:
hey Z,
do me a favor
when you're old and hard of hearing...
for the love of god
if you don't have your hearing aid in

Zoobar:
what?

ME:
DON"T ANSWER THE PHONE

Z:
what was that?
Hello?

ME:
I hate you

Z:
whose calling me?
what do you want?
hello?
hehe

Me:
LOL!!
How dare you mock my pain!

It's scary how acurately she can recreate about 10 of my phone conversations this morning.