A cause for celebration?
My housemate's girlfriend appears to have been learning. The had a Conversation (see below) last night where I distinctly heard her claim that "every time I come here it's like a complete character assassination". Without making the obvious, bitchy comments about the prerequisite of 'character', I'm wondering how much of this is my fault.
We know she overheard my criticising the washing-up she'd done previously. I happen to believe that, following the washing-up being done, utensils can reasonably be expected to be clean! And that she shouldn't hide in the downstairs loo.
We believe she probably heard a fifteen year-old complain about the noise she makes during sex and remark that it sounded "horribly vanilla". The fact that it's true notwithstanding, that was possibly a little harsh.
I don't believe she's heard the comments about her being completely vapid and the fact that 90% of her sentences appear to be content-free.
Do I have a moral obligation to correct her and explain that, thus far, she's had a little mild criticism and that a full character assassination feels like this... ?
Today's bitch was brought to you as a result of them having a full-blown 'shouting and slamming doors'-type fight at 2am this morning.
ETA - I was right. They did split. And the moron's going over there now to ask her back out! Agh!!!! Give her the toothbrush back and forget. I would say "you can do better" but it's not true. Stay single and never reproduce. I've had to teach him how to stack a dishwasher, to check pockets before doing his washing and am currently putting off explaining that, whilst I don't care about his toilet habits, he needs to limit how much loo roll he uses as he's blocked the toilet twice. I'm not being overly fussy. It never happened before he arrived and it leads to the bathroom floor flooding. I should add that he'd noticed the toilet floor flooded every time you flushed it but didn't see fit to tell me or use the downstairs loo. Such a man should stay single.
We know she overheard my criticising the washing-up she'd done previously. I happen to believe that, following the washing-up being done, utensils can reasonably be expected to be clean! And that she shouldn't hide in the downstairs loo.
We believe she probably heard a fifteen year-old complain about the noise she makes during sex and remark that it sounded "horribly vanilla". The fact that it's true notwithstanding, that was possibly a little harsh.
I don't believe she's heard the comments about her being completely vapid and the fact that 90% of her sentences appear to be content-free.
Do I have a moral obligation to correct her and explain that, thus far, she's had a little mild criticism and that a full character assassination feels like this... ?
Today's bitch was brought to you as a result of them having a full-blown 'shouting and slamming doors'-type fight at 2am this morning.
ETA - I was right. They did split. And the moron's going over there now to ask her back out! Agh!!!! Give her the toothbrush back and forget. I would say "you can do better" but it's not true. Stay single and never reproduce. I've had to teach him how to stack a dishwasher, to check pockets before doing his washing and am currently putting off explaining that, whilst I don't care about his toilet habits, he needs to limit how much loo roll he uses as he's blocked the toilet twice. I'm not being overly fussy. It never happened before he arrived and it leads to the bathroom floor flooding. I should add that he'd noticed the toilet floor flooded every time you flushed it but didn't see fit to tell me or use the downstairs loo. Such a man should stay single.